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1. Trout #1: What is that sound? It sounds like ticking...should we find out what it is?

Trout #2: Don't fall for it, it's clickbait.

2. What do you call an abominable snowman that throws snowballs?

A Yeeti

3. I booked a trip to visit a Native American heritage site, but then had second thoughts.

I had reservation reservation reservations. (Props to Brian Regan for this one)

4. My dad and I walked past Toys R Us and I asked “Dad, can we go to the Toy Store”?

He looked at it and said “That’s not a toy store, that’s a real store”

5. Why was the letter E the only letter to get a Christmas present from Santa ?

Because the rest of the letters were NOT E

6. This doesn't really work in text, but it was cute so I decided to share it (a grade 3 student of mine caught me out with it):

Student: Ten plus ten is the same as eleven plus eleven. Me: No, it isn't! Student: It is, because ten plus ten equals twenty, and eleven plus eleven equals twenty too (twenty-two). I had to chuckle.

7. What do you get when Santa brings in the presents and the fireplace is still burning?

A Krisp Kringle…..

8. How many mothers does it take to clean your room?

One but it takes eighteen years.

9. Yo mama is so ugly, a guy fucked her and then got arrested for bestiality.

10. Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

BeyonSleigh!

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